Scorpio
08-09-2007, 09:50 AM
A Viking fan was driving from Minneapolis to Green Bay and on the same road a Packer fan was driving from Green Bay to Minneapolis.
In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.
The Viking fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damages. "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Packer fan gets out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too, says, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
The Packer fan walks over to the Viking fan and says, "I think this is a sign from God that we should put away out petty differences and live as friends instead of such rivals"
The Viking fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends".
The Packer fan pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened and unbroken bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Viking fan, "I think this is another sign from God that we toast to our newfound understanding and friendship."
The Viking fan says, " You're right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels.
After putting away nearly half the bottle, the Viking fan hands it back to the Packer fan and says, "Your turn!".
The Packer fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahhhhh, I'll wait till after the cops show up."
:cooler:
In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.
The Viking fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damages. "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Packer fan gets out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too, says, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
The Packer fan walks over to the Viking fan and says, "I think this is a sign from God that we should put away out petty differences and live as friends instead of such rivals"
The Viking fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends".
The Packer fan pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened and unbroken bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Viking fan, "I think this is another sign from God that we toast to our newfound understanding and friendship."
The Viking fan says, " You're right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels.
After putting away nearly half the bottle, the Viking fan hands it back to the Packer fan and says, "Your turn!".
The Packer fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahhhhh, I'll wait till after the cops show up."
:cooler: