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Jasper
08-18-2006, 11:15 AM
DISCLAIMER: The following web site is for entertainment purposes only.

"The Lethal Danger of Being Fat

Excess weight has a dramatic impact on one’s health. The BMI (body mass index) is a way to measure your disease risk based on your height to weight ratio. People with a BMI of 25 to 29 are considered overweight and those with a BMI of 30 or more are considered obese..."

http://www.deathclock.com/

Besides calculating your BMI, the same page has a fun 'death clock' which provides an estimated date of death based on your BMI, birth date, and a few other particulars.

Don't be surprised if it announces that you are already dead.

Just take it as a warning to start getting your BMI down.

Raw food would be a good route.

:cheerful:
drafter
08-18-2006, 11:53 AM
"Friday, January 9, 2026"

That's with a BMI of 23, so why only 20 years left? That sucks. Oh well....
Quixote2
08-18-2006, 12:16 PM
Going from a BMI of 29 to 23 I only gain one year !!! ????

And that is probably quality time in my Depends.
The Great Ag
08-18-2006, 08:08 PM
I'm gonna out live all y'all. Just kidding, my death date is August 29, 2068. BMI 21

Truth be told, there is an expiration date on my birth certificate. :proud:


The Great Ag
SAUM
08-18-2006, 08:32 PM
Checked my dad, he expired in 1993. Must be one of the living dead since we hiked up a mountain the other day.
grizzlyduck
08-18-2006, 09:16 PM
DAMN, just DAMN!!!

i'm gonna die on Christmas, 2050.


i'll have to remember to tell everyone to save their money on my gifts that year.
Jasper
08-19-2006, 04:34 AM
Hey, you're lucky.

I died on Monday, October 24, 1998.

:eek:
The Great Ag
08-19-2006, 07:11 AM
Hey, you're lucky.

I died on Monday, October 24, 1998.

:eek:

Hey, Jasper:

What are you, sadistic? That was the only way I could make myself dead. Even with changing my BMI to 40, amd becoming a smoker.

The Great Ag
TheKingsSon
08-19-2006, 11:14 AM
38 more years?! Will never happen! Jesus Will come back by then
Jasper
08-19-2006, 11:42 AM
Hey, Jasper:

What are you, sadistic? That was the only way I could make myself dead. Even with changing my BMI to 40, amd becoming a smoker.

The Great Ag

Try being a Pessimist ...

:musicus:
californiajeff
08-22-2006, 05:30 PM
Looks like I clock out January 8, 2052. Time to live it up!

:coolbeer:
The Great Ag
08-22-2006, 06:44 PM
Try being a Pessimist ...

:musicus:

Tried that, and I die on May 1, 2026, but a sadistic person dies July 11, 2007.

You need to drink some happy water, Jasper. :clap2: Live longer, and by changing your attitude you too can become an optimist. I am optimistic our FRTs will collapse, and we will have a new currency.

It isn't so difficult to change an attitude from pessimistic to optimistic.

The Great Ag